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Today’s little monster is called Kit Courage!

Keep this little kitty close, and he’ll daringly defend you against all the rotten days you might face this week.

Your planet’s in danger?” asks our fearless little feline.
Don’t be scared! We’re on it!” he assures those uneasy of heart.

When we created Kit Courage, thoughts and feelings about the heroic child were swirling round in our minds; musings and reverie about the easing earnestness of their intentions. He might look small and helpless, but he definitely is not! He’s completely serious and ceaselessly committed to fight for his cause.

Kit Courage lives on 3 of the 5 longsleeve t-shirts we currently have on Slash Sale. He is one of our Legacy Range artworks, which are the hand-printed designs that our brand has, over the years, become so synonymous with. And he told us that he would LOVE to meet all of you!

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The booing rose and died again as Piggy lifted the white, magic shell. 

“Which is better –to be a pack of painted Indians like you are, or to be sensible like Ralph is?” 

A great clamor rose among the savages. Piggy shouted again. 

“Which is better –to have rules and agree, or to hunt and kill?” 

Again the clamor and again – “Zup!” 

Ralph shouted against the noise. 

“Which is better, law and rescue, or hunting and breaking things up?” 

Now Jack was yelling too and Ralph could no longer make himself heard. Jack had backed right against the tribe and they were a solid mass of menace that bristled with spears. 

― William Golding, Lord of the Flies

 

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۴۴ SPECIAL EDITION ۴۴

Remember our Monday Monster Giveaway from our Elder Thing t-shirt launch? Loyal Sad Shirts customer Neil was the chosen one and, according to the competition rules, has been transformed into an abomination. As is his wont, Sad Ivan once again outdid himself by conjuring up a masterpiece of monstrous proportions.
 
"His was a journey long and far. Laden with trials - tough and treacherous. But through it he trounced. And from it he emerged - victorious."
 
A kind word of warning. It takes guts to face this vile abomination. Are you sitting down? Okay... look over there. Do you see it? That frightful funnyman? That horrific harlequin called Neil.
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You’ve heard of the Cookie Monster...
But have you met this MONSTER COOKIE?
"Om nom nom nom"
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This Little Boy is Wicked
Here’s a little boy,
who might look coy,
but don’t let his cute looks deceive you.
 
Here’s a little boy,
who doesn’t like toys,
but who wants to trick and deceive you.
 
He doesn’t like trains.
He doesn’t like balls.
But he does love chains,
and crawling into walls,
to torment those dwelling inside them.
 
Here’s a little boy,
who might look coy,
but this little boy is wicked.
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