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"Drawing you in with my drawing. A crayon drawing, as it were!"
— Sad Shirts Artist, Sad Ivan

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"Then suddenly I saw it. With only a slight churning to mark its rise to the surface, the thing slid into view above the dark waters. Vast, Polyphemus-like, and loathsome, it darted like a stupendous monster of nightmares to the monolith, about which it flung its gigantic scaly arms, the while it bowed its hideous head and gave vent to certain measured sounds. I think I went mad then.

"Of my frantic ascent of the slope and cliff, and of my delirious journey back to the stranded boat, I remember little. I believe I sang a great deal, and laughed oddly when I was unable to sing. I have indistinct recollections of a great storm some time after I reached the boat; at any rate, I know that I heard peals of thunder and other tones which Nature utters only in her wildest moods."

— Dagon, H. P. Lovecraft

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Today’s little monster is called Kit Courage!

Keep this little kitty close, and he’ll daringly defend you against all the rotten days you might face this week.

Your planet’s in danger?” asks our fearless little feline.
Don’t be scared! We’re on it!” he assures those uneasy of heart.

When we created Kit Courage, thoughts and feelings about the heroic child were swirling round in our minds; musings and reverie about the easing earnestness of their intentions. He might look small and helpless, but he definitely is not! He’s completely serious and ceaselessly committed to fight for his cause.

Kit Courage lives on 3 of the 5 longsleeve t-shirts we currently have on Slash Sale. He is one of our Legacy Range artworks, which are the hand-printed designs that our brand has, over the years, become so synonymous with. And he told us that he would LOVE to meet all of you!

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The booing rose and died again as Piggy lifted the white, magic shell. 

“Which is better –to be a pack of painted Indians like you are, or to be sensible like Ralph is?” 

A great clamor rose among the savages. Piggy shouted again. 

“Which is better –to have rules and agree, or to hunt and kill?” 

Again the clamor and again – “Zup!” 

Ralph shouted against the noise. 

“Which is better, law and rescue, or hunting and breaking things up?” 

Now Jack was yelling too and Ralph could no longer make himself heard. Jack had backed right against the tribe and they were a solid mass of menace that bristled with spears. 

― William Golding, Lord of the Flies

 

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۴۴ SPECIAL EDITION ۴۴

Remember our Monday Monster Giveaway from our Elder Thing t-shirt launch? Loyal Sad Shirts customer Neil was the chosen one and, according to the competition rules, has been transformed into an abomination. As is his wont, Sad Ivan once again outdid himself by conjuring up a masterpiece of monstrous proportions.
 
"His was a journey long and far. Laden with trials - tough and treacherous. But through it he trounced. And from it he emerged - victorious."
 
A kind word of warning. It takes guts to face this vile abomination. Are you sitting down? Okay... look over there. Do you see it? That frightful funnyman? That horrific harlequin called Neil.
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