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Monday Monster -

"Hey, did you hear that? That whooshing? Faint. But moving closer? Listen...... yeah... for sho it's getting louder. What on earth is happe~~
What was THAT?!? Shhh-listen......
*bring-bring, bring-bring*
God-no. A bicycle bell? A whiff of barnyard? And is that sulphur? Eerie. I'm freaked. Something strange is coming, man."

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Monday Monster -

"This dude's so sick, man! And ever so cool!
But not in a good way ... "
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Monday Monster -

“You'll get used to it in time,” said the Caterpillar; and it put the hookah into its mouth and began smoking again. 

This time Alice waited patiently until it chose to speak again. In a minute or two the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth and yawned once or twice, and shook itself. Then it got down off the mushroom, and crawled away in the grass, merely remarking as it went, “One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.” 

“One side of what? The other side of what?” thought Alice to herself.“ 

Of the mushroom,” said the Caterpillar, just as if she had asked it aloud; and in another moment it was out of sight.

— Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll

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"What is scarier than a clown? A clown collecting money for a good cause.
It’ll probably guilt you into giving something -
before thrusting that chloroform-soaked rag over your mouth, that is!
Hilariously grim or grimly hilarious?
The officer investigating your bizarre murder can’t decide which one will
sound less flippant on a crime report ..."

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