Still Stuck for a Gift at this Very Last Minute? Sad Shirts Gift Cards Are Now Available!
In a typically Sad turn of events, we’ve gone full metatextard for the marketing of our Last Minute Winnet Pre-Christmas Sale. Because, with merely a-one day left till Xmas, it don’t matter how ya swing it, this here is pretty last minute!
But, come to think of it, 'twas from our lament over our own last minute bent that our friendly Last Minute Winnet came forth. So might it really be metatextard² that we’ve actually gone ... looking at ourselves while we write about ourselves while we listen to ourselves while we work on ourselves.
Winnets upon winnets. Upon winnets upon winnets.
It’s winnets all the way down ... all the way down the last minute hell hole.
But long story ... (*chortle*) short ~ we have thrilling news!
WE HAVE SAD SHIRTS GIFT CARDS AVAILABLE IN OUR SHOP NOW!
They're perfect for when you need a gift for that person you just know's a Sad Shirts person. Because you won’t need to know their measurements as a size guide and sometimes it's just cooler to let dudes pick their own stuff, right?
So go for it, yo!
These come in denominations of R100, R200, R300 and R500. And they work entirely virtually via your email ~ no mess, no fuss.
If we weren’t ourselves, we’d be last-minute getting one for ourselves to last-minute give to ourselves to last-minute use on ourselves to last-minute pay for ourselves .. wait, what? ๏̯͡๏
Winnets. Just winnets.
All the way down, baby.